Pro Jank Footy Clubs & Stadiums
Eleven suburban sides, club songs, and four grounds with surprises.
Pro Jank Footy sells personality as hard as it sells chaos. Storefronts and press kits describe eleven unique clubs—each with colourful jumpers and bespoke anthems—plus four stadiums loaded with quirks and hazards. This hub gathers what we know so you can pick a side with intent instead of mashing random on the club select screen.
Pages inside Teams
- Clubs and Teams — named sides (South Coast Prawns, North Problem, Salisbury Park Snags, Stone Valley Pinks, Freecastle Fizzies, and friends), anthem culture, and Season identity tips.
- Stadiums — why the ground you play on can matter as much as the card you draft.
Why clubs matter beyond cosmetics
Even in arcade sports games, kit colours, songs, and silhouette design change how a room reacts. Previews already joked that yellow-clad Wombats can blur into a yellow umpire in a frantic pack. That is a UX detail and a comedy beat—knowing it exists means you will glance twice before bumping your own midfielder.
Season Mode leans harder on identity because you shepherd one club through a gauntlet of absurd opponents. Giants, cars, and a lonely unstoppable unit are the kinds of themes developers have teased. Your human club is the straight man in that sketch; the stadium is the set dressing; the power-up deck is the punchline factory.
How this hub connects elsewhere
Pair club choice with Season Mode, How to Score, and Deck Building. Couch hosts should continue into Multiplayer and the Buyer’s Guide so pad counts match the promise you made in the group chat.
Anthems carry Dario Russo’s comedy fingerprint; commentary from Broden Kelly sells the bit. When named player bios arrive post-launch, they will nest under this hub rather than scattering as one-off posts.
Anthem culture on the couch
Club songs are social icebreakers. Let each guest pick a club once per night so the soundtrack rotates. If an anthem annoys the room, swap clubs without a debate about “meta.” Meta arguments belong on Power-Up Tier List; vibe arguments belong here.
Scouting future roster pages
Treat any spreadsheet claiming hidden club ELO as unofficial fiction unless it cites patch notes from the Updates Hub. Until then, pick Prawns, Snags, Pinks, Fizzies, North Problem, or another readable jumper—and walk into launch week with a story ready for Discord.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers about Pro Jank Footy modes, power-ups, and platforms.
How many teams are in Pro Jank Footy?
Public materials describe eleven unique clubs with their own quirks and anthems.
How many stadiums are there?
Four iconic stadiums, each described as having hazards and surprises.
Which club names are public?
Press repeatedly names South Coast Prawns, North Problem, Salisbury Park Snags, Stone Valley Pinks, and Freecastle Fizzies.
Where should I go after picking a club?
Read Season Mode if you want the campaign, or Multiplayer if you are hosting a living-room night.